Maybe if I ask a direct question my faithful followers will post a creative comment on said question. Hmmmm...
What is the air speed velocity of an African Swallow? Maybe it's, uh, What is the air speed velocity of an unladen European Swallow carrying a sword? No. Wait a minute. I've got it.
What is the air speed velocity of a bastardized mulatto swallow carrying a sword made of coconut husks?
Yeah. I am now waiting patiently for your answers. Don't hurt yourselves fighting over the computer please.